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1| STRAIGHT TO THE POINT
Now look here. These types are forthright, rather
direct and like their scoop on the line, provided it
is jolly straight.


2| THE DIPLOMATS
These take their time, circling around the subject to
ensure they don't offend anyone or anything.
Balanced, reconciling... erm is that OK?


3| SELF-CENTERED
I want oil. I want spices. I want toppings. I want to go
to the centre, I am not self obsessed. I swear.
I am not self-obsessed.


4| THE FREESTYLERS
The guys flip n' twist n' turn, leaving good table-manners
and lots of empty plates far behind.
Least likely to say; "Pass the serviette, old thing."
Most likely to say: "Hey Dude, where's my pitta?"


5| HUMMUS & THE CITY
"Couldn't possibly touch the pitta, you know low-carbs...
mmm this hummus smells heavenly, What?
You like my nails? I'll give you her number darling...
Gosh, is that the time? Must rush..."


6| THE FORK COMMANDMENTS
"I. Thou Shalt Place Thine Hummus on Thine Fork
II. Thou Shalt Place Thine Fork in Thine Mouth
III. Thou Shalt Savour Thine Taste
IV. Thou Shalt Not Betray Thine Intense Pleasure


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